These two just keep the entertainment coming. We got home today and the boys started playing soccer, in the living room (not a good idea). I asked them to go outside - ok asked might be a nice why of saying "Get out, go outside if you are going to play soccer!" Followed calmly by "Please." They were outside for all of 3 minutes when Ryun comes through the door screaming.
Before I can see him our conversation goes something like this:
Me: Are you missing an eye?
Ry: Noooooo
Me: Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding badly?
Ry: Nooooooooo
Me: Is anything broken?
Ry: Nooooooooooooo, OOOOUUUUCCCHHHH!
Me: Why are you crying?
Ry: Arun kicked me in the face!!!
Me: And you're not bleeding?
Ry: Nooooooo
Me: Come here, I'm sure Arun didn't mean to do it (I'll admit my fingers were crossed on that one).
Ry: (In an oddly calm voice) Does this mean I can watch a movie even though it's a school night?
Me: Noooooooooooooo
Ry: Aghhh, OOOUUUUCCCHHHH, but Arun kicked me in the face with the ball and it hurt.
At this time Ryun comes into view, mind you he looks just fine. Comes over crying and climbs into my lap, looks up at me with the BINK-BINK eyes and
Ry: Mommy it really hurt, and I love you, so can I please watch a movie?
Me: Oh Ry, it is a good thing you used those eyes on me from the very start because you have used up all their power and I'm am now imune to your little game.
Ry: So NO movie, but we can play a game?
Me: Ry, go back outside and play with your brother...and next time when the ball is coming at your face...DUCK!
Ry: Where is the duck, in the backyard?
Me: Ry, just go outside.
Ry: Ok mommy, I'll tell Arun to help me look for the duck.
I'm telling you, the hits just keep com'in.
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